August 2012
My bum looks fantastic tonight.
Not even wearing heels. Someone should pay me to look this good
i feel like i’m waiting for something to happen but i’m not sure what it is.
seriously. who died and made me queen of the cat ladies? i did not sign up for this shit.
dylanobabe:
i like my men unattainable and out of my league
“If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only...”
– C. S. Lewis (via mermaidcries)
It’s never the cute boy that texts me but the bloody prats
It would be nice to have a boything so we could both wear matching fair isle jumpers in december
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”
– Mae West
“… A woman, as a man, has the power to choose, and to make her own heaven...”
– Betty Friedan
“There is a problem when the dominant narrative within pornography is one that...”
– Does the Porn Industry Suck? A Feminist’s Look
"I had the most filthy, vile, degrading sex last...
My friends are the absolute best.
“Keep looking into my eyes, dahling - my arse is like an accordion - pleated”
– Tallulah Bankhead
