honestly naming my vagina vivien leigh.
Just had a 20 minute debate with myself in the shower over which look of female grooming is the best (Brazilian vs Sicilian vs Landing Strip vs Au Naturale) and which is a more pleasurable word to pronounce, penis or vagina.
Complete lazy day today. Going to read Caitlin Moran’s “How To Be A Woman”, get a long shower, lift some weights, repaint my nails red, use the waist trimmer, cover myself in moisturiser, watch either a musical or anime, and generally slob around the house avoiding the food cupboards.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.– Ernest Hemingway (via the-vainglory)