"DEAR FUTURE SELF, DO NOT DRINK TOO MUCH, DO NOT...
The place we are going for food is vegan, therefore it’s bring your own alcohol. Rather than carrying my bottle of wine on the train with me in an Asda bag, I decided to buy myself a ‘merry christmas’ bottle bag and that’s what I wrote on the little ticket thing. stay classy xxxxxxxxxx
greeneyesandbruisedknees asked: lets get super drunk soon, dance like loons, fall over and stay down because it's 'less embarrassing than trying to get up', throw up in bed, mosh to papa roach and slipknot, fall asleep in taxis, wear ridiculous heels and generally be awesome at life <3
Anonymous asked: What's a smackhead bun?
Anonymous asked: i stumbled across your blog, and i must say that you are extremely beautiful and have so much class! have a wonderful day, xx.
WEARING MY GLITTERY RED HEELS, WITH PINK PJAMAS...
BEING FAR TOO POLITE TO TELL A BOY YOU KISSED...
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME? it’s never the attractive sane ones. always the crazy ones who have their ex girlfriend’s name tattooed on them.